Now We Wait For The EPL

The EPL kicks off a new season on Aug 19th and I can't wait.
If you've followed the World cup as I did, you may be dissapointed, as I was with the officiating. If you're living in some fantasy land where the streets are paved with loli-pops and the skies are blue with big fluffy cotton-candy clouds and you thought there was nothing wrong with the refs in this go round of the biggest tourney in the world, then, well then you suck as bad as these referees. Sweet Jesus I haven't seen this much of the color yellow since Lance Armstrongs run in last years Tour. I mean are these guys watching the same games we are? Fuck me.
Not only did the ref's fuck the US in their game against Italy, but they handed Ghana the match on that fateful Thrursday. Apparently you were not allowed, in the 2006 World Cup to challenge your opponent for the ball. You should let the ball fall gently to the ground and civily discuss who should take it. Fuck me again.
It is not a rumor but solid truth that the President, King, Supreme Ruler, Great Big Head or whatever the leader of Ghana is called, has declared the 22 of June to be Markus Merk day in Ghana and the next four hundred babies born in Ghana, be it boy or girl must be named after the ref. Not only that; whenever the ref comes into town, he will be given the suite at the town's Hilton and a fistful of coupons good for free blowjobs from the local whore house. For life. Motherfucker. Hey, the USA team wasn't exactly tearing it up this time around but the PK awarded in extra-time of the first half was the final nail in the US's coffin.
We all know that Italy disposed of Francein the shoot-out and what's up with Zidane and that massive headbutt?...Yikes! And then we have Wayne Rooney stomping on some guys crotch in the Portugal match. What the fuck dude? Yeah you're pumped, your countries pride is on the line but man, you stomped his prick. Sure, he'll save a ton of loot on hookers until the swelling goes down but man, i'm not sure tht will exactly be a great comfort.